How to Grow (and Raise) an Alien...or Two

So I haven't been to work for about 3 weeks. As much as I don't like my job, I really would rather be there than doing what I'm doing. Morning sickness is a total misnomer. I throw up at all times of the day and it doesn't get better. It's impossible to even function. The doctors have informed me that I have what is called "hyperemesis gravidarum" which in normal person terms is really really bad morning sickness. The kind that puts you in the hospital and requires that you get IV fluids. Fabulous. Needless to say, I don't get out of bed much (except to run to the bathroom to hurl). I weigh less now than I did when I first got pregnant. I worry about the baby since it really can't be getting much nourishment from me and my doctors told me to stop taking my vitamins. I hope I can make up for all of this if this latin condition ever goes away.

My next doctor's appointment is Monday...maybe they'll have a miracle cure.