How to Grow (and Raise) an Alien...or Two

I'm still pregnant. Ugh. I went into the hospital about a week and a half ago because I was having contractions. They told me that I was 2cm dilated and then promptly gave me a shot to stop the contractions. That was the end of week 34. They said that if it was the end of week 35, they wouldn't have done anything to stop it. I'm starting to wish now that I hadn't said anything and just stayed home. I could have the baby at home...

I'm fat, tired and I have a tough time doing just about anything. I really do feel like this baby is never going to come. I don't sleep at night and then I nap during the day, which I'm sure keeps me from sleeping at night...

I'm either going to sit down and cry now or go jump on the neighbor's trampoline.